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Old 12-09-11, 08:56 AM   #1
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Thanks for the sav jay...

(keep in mind I was born in an odd family, and farts are something to be admired.)
I was sitting in bed from 11:30ish to 4:00 AM and couldn't sleep... finally passed out.

At 6:13 this morning I was awoken from a dead sleep by a sound... the most horrific, cataclysm educing fart ever heard by man... I followed the sound (yeah, it lasted about 30-45 seconds... popping and splashing) there sits chomper under the hotspot. He sees me and goes right into feed response and waits at the door.

He ate 26 adult dubias, I gave him a pat on the back, changed his water and left.
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Old 12-09-11, 09:07 AM   #2
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Re: Thanks for the sav jay...

hahahaha

He's got you trained already. ;^)
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Old 12-09-11, 09:19 AM   #3
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Re: Thanks for the sav jay...

hahha that's awesome he has you wrapped around his...claw?
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Old 12-09-11, 09:45 AM   #4
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Re: Thanks for the sav jay...

hahaha he farts for food... thats awesome
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Old 12-09-11, 10:07 AM   #5
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Re: Thanks for the sav jay...

Are you sure he didn't crap.. Savs crapping sounds like a giant water bong full of pudding connected to an air compressor.

Sorry to put such visions in peoples heads.
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Old 12-09-11, 10:16 AM   #6
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Re: Thanks for the sav jay...

Lol Jojo sounds like that Wayne scared me a few times when im in my snake room cleaning cages or feeding.
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Re: Thanks for the sav jay...

My ferret farts every time he poops..... the kids and I think its great!
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Re: Thanks for the sav jay...

LMAO This thread took me right out of my bad mood funk and got me to giggle. Farting animals can be hysterical. My bird will sneeze and fart at the same time then look around to see who heard him.
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Re: Thanks for the sav jay...

That's freakin' hilarious! Good thing I sleep like the dead. I'd hate to wake up to those sounds lol
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Old 12-09-11, 12:14 PM   #10
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Re: Thanks for the sav jay...

That is awesome!!! My Grey Banded King has let loose with some epic sounding farts, but i'm sure it's nothing compared to a Sav letting loose
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Re: Thanks for the sav jay...



My snakes have let loose some epic sounding farts as well. I think I will hold of on a sav for awhile. Wayne, you have ruined my appetite for pudding now, especially chocolate.
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Re: Thanks for the sav jay...

"Are you sure he didn't crap.. Savs crapping sounds like a giant water bong full of pudding connected to an air compressor.

Sorry to put such visions in peoples heads."

you're not sorry *Lmao* ewwww.
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Re: Thanks for the sav jay...

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Are you sure he didn't crap.. Savs crapping sounds like a giant water bong full of pudding connected to an air compressor.

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LMAO This thread took me right out of my bad mood funk and got me to giggle. Farting animals can be hysterical.
Me too, I literally lol'd! When I say lol its usually an appreciative chuckle, but not this time!
My cat farted and made himself jump once, was hysterical.
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Re: Thanks for the sav jay...

Here's a classic...

http://www.ssnakess.com/forums/joke-...tural-gas.html A fart thread...
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He did not poop :P But it was an awesome fart none the less.
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