Anyone know a good pharmacist?

[Kurzix]

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The
woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she
and
her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She
then
asked if she could help the gentleman.

The man said that it was something that he would be much more
comfortable
discussing with a male pharmacist. The female pharmacist assured him
that
she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to
discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the
highest
level of professionalism.

The man agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss,
but I
have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe
embarrassment. So I was wondering what you could give me for it."
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the
absolute
best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car, and
$3,000 a
month living expenses."