Doctor Doctor!
A guy walks into a Dentist's
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I need your help! I think I am a moth!!
Doctor: Well Sir, I think you need a Psychiatrist, and I am a dentist!
Patient: I know I need a Psychiatrist and not a Dentist!
Doctor: Well then, why come in here???
Patient: BECAUSE THE LIGHT WAS ON!!!
(wahn, wahn, wahn! )
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
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