funny martian joke
as the first earthlings to reaach Mars stepped out of their landing craft,they were stunned to see a martian girl standingg by a barrel, stirring its contents with a long pole. the astronauts asked her what she was doing.
''i am making a baby'' she said.
''thats not anything like the way we do it on earth '' said one astronaut.
''then how do u do it?'' she asked ''ill show you'' he said leading her behind a sand dune.
fifteen minutes later, the two emerged. the martian looked at both men,then asked,
''so wheres the baby?''
''oh it takes nine months''
nine months? then why did u stop stirring?
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