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06-24-03, 05:12 PM
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Hillybilly outhouse.....
Thought you could all use a laugh.....
Ma and Pa were two hillbillies living in West Virginia out on a farm up in
the hills.
Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse is full. He goes into the
house and tells Ma that he doesn't know what to do to empty the hole.
Ma says, "Why don't you go ask the young'n down the road? He must be smart
cause he's a college gradjyate."
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So Pa drives down to the neighbor's house and asks him, "Mr. College
gradjyate, my outhouse hole is full, and I don't know what to do to empty it
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The young'n tells him, "Get yourself two sticks of dynamite, one with a
short fuse and one with a long fuse. Put them both under the outhouse and
light them both at the same time. The first one will go off and shoot the
outhouse in the air. While it's in the air the second one will then go off
and spread the poop all across your farm, fertilizing your ground. The
outhouse should then come back down to the same spot atop the now-empty hole
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Pa thanks the neighbor, then drives to the hardware store and picks up two
sticks of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse.
He goes home and puts them under the outhouse. He then lights them and runs
behind a tree.
All of a sudden, Ma comes running out of the house and into the outhouse!
Off goes the first stick of dynamite ... shooting the outhouse into the air
BOOM! Off goes the second stick of dynamite ... spreading poop all over the
farm.
WHAM! The outhouse comes crashing back down atop the hole.....
Pa races to the outhouse, throws open the door and asks, "Ma, are you all
right??!!"
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As she pulls up her panties she says...
"Yeah, but I'm sure glad I didn't fart in the kitchen.
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06-24-03, 05:16 PM
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Join Date: Dec-2002
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Age: 36
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hahahahahahhahahaha that's kinda gross... having your own crap all over yard. LOL
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06-24-03, 05:18 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2003
Location: Tampa Bay, Florida
Age: 73
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LMAO!!
....Neil
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06-24-03, 05:21 PM
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That is to funny! Great jk!
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06-24-03, 05:26 PM
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Join Date: Feb-2003
Location: Toronto
Age: 41
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Explosive.
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06-24-03, 06:43 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2002
Location: Trenton
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LMAO.... sounds like something from who has seen the wind
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06-24-03, 10:10 PM
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Join Date: Jul-2002
Location: Ontario, Canada
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Lol, reminds me of disposable underwear 
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06-25-03, 07:18 AM
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Join Date: Jun-2003
Location: Pulaski, Virginia
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that sounds like something my Grandpa would have done back in the day... LMFAO!!!
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06-25-03, 07:20 AM
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Join Date: Oct-2002
Location: Netherlands
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hehehehe thats just great, i love it 
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06-25-03, 09:50 AM
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Join Date: Oct-2002
Location: Las Vegas, NV/ San Clemente,CA
Age: 43
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anything about hillbilly's crack me the hell up.
actually, one of my marines i am in charge of is a hillbilly and
he is dumb as a box of rocks, but it is just so damn funny!!!
great joke!
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06-25-03, 10:59 AM
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Join Date: May-2003
Location: Southwestern Ontario
Age: 45
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LOL. Good one.
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