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Old 07-05-13, 01:30 PM   #151
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If your wife ruins your Living Gems T-Shirt so you cut up all her bras.

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You have a extra credit card just for snake emergencies. (like buying a new one) :
Buying a new snake is always a dire emergency.
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Old 07-05-13, 03:12 PM   #152
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when your bed is covered in substrate instead of sheets.
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Buying a new snake is always a dire emergency.
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Old 07-05-13, 03:54 PM   #154
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If you have been told to ask for admission to get into your home because you have so many animals.

If when you walk down the rubbermaid aisle at wal-wart and think "oww the possibilities."
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even though you had not planned on breeding this season, you get excited when you realize your female retained sperm, and will be giving you a litter this year!
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Old 07-05-13, 04:29 PM   #156
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even though you had not planned on breeding this season, you get excited when you realize your female retained sperm, and will be giving you a litter this year!
?!?! snakes can retain sperm?

I did not know this. How long can they retain it?
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Old 07-05-13, 04:31 PM   #157
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?!?! snakes can retain sperm?

I did not know this. How long can they retain it?
Yes they can, Sand Boas have been known to do it quite often. My female Paradox Albino retained sperm from last seasons breeding. I wasn't thrilled at first, but now i cannot wait to see those little worms arrive
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Keith Mc Peek from The Bloodline had a female Black Blood lay a clutch of eggs after not being with a male for over a year.

Back to topic. If you have costumers come up to you at work and ask if you really have a bunch of snake? When you answer yes they want to know if they could bring their kids or grand kids over to see them.

Also if after people see your collection then comment that you have cooler snakes and a bigger variety than the local zoo.
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It's common. usually they retain for one breeding season, in case they do not encounter a suitable male.

A few cases of "second season" retentions have been noted (holding it for two seasons) but that's rare.
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You may be a herpaholic if.......you just finished reading the last eleven pages of what makes you. Herpaholic
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If you have to cover the snake enclosures so your boyfriend can go into the pet room to play with his fluffy hamster Mr. Sprinkles
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not sure if this have been said but...

if you have stayed up all night, waiting.... just so you can watch someone shedding.
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If you see a 4x4 jeep and think of cage dimensions
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You buy whipped topping because the container makes a cheap hide for smaller snakes.

You ask for an amazon gift card for your birthday or Christmas, so the "non-animal" folks think you're buying clothes, books, or movies when you're really getting thermostats and UTH's.

You check the racks each morning for little (or not so little) messes before you even have your coffee.
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You eat a YO-Crunch! yogurt because the lid makes a great water dish for neonate colubrids.

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