Need good reading to dispel common misunderstandings about pet snakes

[hellosugaree]

Smart-*** remarks do not help. I'm well aware of google. Most of the results are flooded with BS talking about whether or not a snake is slimy or some other crap about wild snakes. Moreover, it's loaded with 500 advertisements for a 500-word document. If you have nothing to contribute, then go find another forum and troll away if you have nothing better to do with your time. Thanks to those who genuinely tried to offer something useful (Alessia, and others).

I will assume the non-helpful "google it, dude" responses come from people who can't find it themselves. If typing "common misconceptions about snakes" tapped into a concentrated reservoir of eloquent articles please show me these amazing, well-written gems.

I'm not looking for stuff that sounds like it was written by a five year old for a five year old.

Now please go waste someone else's time.

[Gungirl]

Originally Posted by hellosugaree

Smart-*** remarks do not help. I'm well aware of google. Most of the results are flooded with BS talking about whether or not a snake is slimy or some other crap about wild snakes. Moreover, it's loaded with 500 advertisements for a 500-word document. If you have nothing to contribute, then go find another forum and troll away if you have nothing better to do with your time. Thanks to those who genuinely tried to offer something useful (Alessia, and others).

I will assume the non-helpful "google it, dude" responses come from people who can't find it themselves. If typing "common misconceptions about snakes" tapped into a concentrated reservoir of eloquent articles please show me these amazing, well-written gems.

I'm not looking for stuff that sounds like it was written by a five year old for a five year old.

Now please go waste someone else's time.

With responses from you like this.. I think most people will not respond to your thread in the manner you wish... In fact I think google will work best for what you want.

[hellosugaree]

Originally Posted by Gungirl

With responses from you like this.. I think most people will not respond to your thread in the manner you wish... In fact I think google will work best for what you want.

Sorry for thinking someone may have come across and wanted to share some articles they thought were written exceptionally well. In any case, I'll consider this thread dead. I've already wasted enough time with it. Sorry for trying to involve this community in what are apparently my personal issues, not meant to be discussed in a productive way. Troll away.

[Kingsnakechris]

Originally Posted by hellosugaree

Smart-*** remarks do not help. I'm well aware of google. Most of the results are flooded with BS talking about whether or not a snake is slimy or some other crap about wild snakes. Moreover, it's loaded with 500 advertisements for a 500-word document. If you have nothing to contribute, then go find another forum and troll away if you have nothing better to do with your time. Thanks to those who genuinely tried to offer something useful (Alessia, and others).

I will assume the non-helpful "google it, dude" responses come from people who can't find it themselves. If typing "common misconceptions about snakes" tapped into a concentrated reservoir of eloquent articles please show me these amazing, well-written gems.

I'm not looking for stuff that sounds like it was written by a five year old for a five year old.

Now please go waste someone else's time.

Wow... Ok well coming from someone who willfully admitted that they wanted to use something someone else already researched... You sure don't seem to want to do any of it by yourself. Thats fine, I hope someone will come along and hold your hand thorough this whole process. I for one will not be even attempting to help you out anymore, it takes a special kind of person to ask for help and then bash on those who try to give you ideas. You asked for reading material but had no interest in looking for anything yourself. If offering suggestions is a waste of time then next time ask if anyone who has already done the work your to lazy to do for your self would mind if you used it.