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Old 11-20-13, 11:04 AM   #31
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Where does a bee go go pee?
At the BP station!
I gotta admit, that one always makes me chuckle.
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Old 11-20-13, 11:20 AM   #32
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So.......

I bought a box of animal crackers but I had to return it..the seal was broken.



>>What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

(Snowballs.)

.
Yeah,
The box of animal crackers was just a mess....I had to take it back!

The camel had no toe.....(I'm not lion about this)

The girl at customer service said, "Rino what you mean..."

I was going to complain about the giraffes neck, but that was a stretch.

(And I didn't want to look like a Hippocrit)


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Old 11-20-13, 12:09 PM   #33
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I just found out why the chicken crossed the rd.
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Old 11-20-13, 12:15 PM   #34
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Rob Ford...
His story just keeps on going............
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Old 11-20-13, 01:17 PM   #35
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wrecker, b/c it was carbon bonded to the turtle?

chris72, you just rocked my world. not flirting, i see you have 0.1 wife. you are just so clever!!!
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The chicken cross the road to get a beer. I read it on facebook. So it has to be true.
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Old 11-20-13, 02:26 PM   #37
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ooooooooooh duh...
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Old 11-20-13, 02:42 PM   #38
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The chicken cross the road to get a beer. I read it on facebook. So it has to be true.

A chicken walks into a library...

looks at the librarian and say "I need a BbboooOOook!"

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A chicken and an egg are having sex.
The chicken rolls off the egg and says, "I guess that answers that question."

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!!

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Old 11-21-13, 08:37 AM   #39
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well, i guess #2 isn't so bad. didn't notice the other jokes the first time i read this. i guess the 1st one was just so bad i couldn't notice anything else
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Obama.......Ha! Said it!
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Read through these jokes, so lame haha!

Heard one today tho,..

Do you know how the barber won the race? He knew a short cut.
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