Need good reading to dispel common misunderstandings about pet snakes

[hellosugaree]

Smart-*** remarks do not help. I'm well aware of google. Most of the results are flooded with BS talking about whether or not a snake is slimy or some other crap about wild snakes. Moreover, it's loaded with 500 advertisements for a 500-word document. If you have nothing to contribute, then go find another forum and troll away if you have nothing better to do with your time. Thanks to those who genuinely tried to offer something useful (Alessia, and others).

I will assume the non-helpful "google it, dude" responses come from people who can't find it themselves. If typing "common misconceptions about snakes" tapped into a concentrated reservoir of eloquent articles please show me these amazing, well-written gems.

I'm not looking for stuff that sounds like it was written by a five year old for a five year old.

Now please go waste someone else's time.