Where's all the money going!?

[MartinW]

Is anyone else having money problems lately? I'm interested in knowing if there's some anomoly in the fabric of nature (does that make sense?). I got my phone bill with $300 worth of long-distance calls that I didn't make. A bank machine jipped me $20, my coat fell apart so I had to spend $35 on a new one, and my support payments are $14 lower than where they're supposed to be. Fortunately I don't have any pets anymore so I'm the only one that has to starve, but it sucks anyway.

Martin