Couldn't resist

[Yness]

So one of my friends asked me to tell her a story on MSN...this is what i came up with:

Once upon a time...there was this frog. He got very hungry but couldn't buy any food because he had no money. He decided to try and earn some money by becoming a superstar soccer player.

His first challenge was learning to walk upright. After many many weeks of practice he managed to take a step and from there he was running around in no time.

The next step he took was to learn how to play so he wrote a to the soccer league and awaited a response. Lo and behold 3 weeks later he was drafted onto a peewee team as the striker.

1 month later he was the peewee allstar so they let the local AAA team draft him. After a long and arduous season our little frog became and allstar and went on to represent his country in the World cup where he scored the game winnipeg (DAMMIT WHY CAN'T I SPELL WINNING!!!) goal of the gold medal game.

At long last he was given a paycheck. He went out to buy some food but on his way to the store got hit by a truck and died.







Moral?

look both ways before you cross the street

[DarkHunter]

oy...