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04-19-13, 04:32 PM
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Epic facepalm...
One of the pet shops in my area give reptile massages.... 60$ an hour to have your reptile molested and frightened by strangers??? Where do I sign up?!
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04-19-13, 04:34 PM
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Re: Epic facepalm...
That is....odd... did you ask them....why..?
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04-19-13, 04:42 PM
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Re: Epic facepalm...
That is a little expensive for something like that....
But I would imagine a snake could get sore muscles since they are primarily made up of them  Heck, there is such think as horse chiropractic.
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04-19-13, 04:43 PM
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Re: Epic facepalm...
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Originally Posted by stephanbakir
One of the pet shops in my area give reptile massages.... 60$ an hour to have your reptile molested and frightened by strangers??? Where do I sign up?!
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maybe its a sexual innuendo for a different type of snake.
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04-19-13, 05:24 PM
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Re: Epic facepalm...
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Originally Posted by smy_749
maybe its a sexual innuendo for a different type of snake.
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Hahahahahaha
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04-19-13, 05:31 PM
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Re: Epic facepalm...
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Originally Posted by smy_749
maybe its a sexual innuendo for a different type of snake.
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LOL
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04-19-13, 05:46 PM
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Re: Epic facepalm...
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Originally Posted by Hurrok
Heck, there is such think as horse chiropractic.
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Which makes sense when you consider working/sport horses carry a lot of weight on their backs. I don't see much benefit for a snake.
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04-19-13, 05:47 PM
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Re: Epic facepalm...
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Which makes sense when you consider working/sport horses carry a lot of weight on their backs. I don't see much benefit for a snake.
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You mean we aren't supposed to sit on them? .....
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04-19-13, 06:29 PM
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Re: Epic facepalm...
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Originally Posted by stephanbakir
One of the pet shops in my area give reptile massages.... 60$ an hour to have your reptile molested and frightened by strangers??? Where do I sign up?!
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That's brilliant (albeit shady) business practices.
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04-20-13, 06:39 PM
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Re: Epic facepalm...
Are you sure they're for the snake? I've seen reptile massages advertised... you pay to have snakes crawl on you and 'massage' you.
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04-20-13, 06:41 PM
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Re: Epic facepalm...
No, it's for pets  unless that was sarcasm
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04-20-13, 07:20 PM
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Re: Epic facepalm...
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Originally Posted by Aaron_S
That's brilliant (albeit shady) business practices.
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PT Barnum comes to mind.....
"there's a sucker born every minute" not to be outdone by "never give a sucker an even break"...
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04-20-13, 08:09 PM
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Re: Epic facepalm...
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Originally Posted by stephanbakir
No, it's for pets  unless that was sarcasm 
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Sadly, no. It was serious. And possibly a little less silly than getting your reptile massaged. I'd be a little leery of it, really. It's not like you get a lot of feedback from a snake or turtle about where they carry their tension, and I don't know a lot of reptiles that would find kneading their tissue relaxing. They could definitely end up pissed, stressed or injured by it.
Whatever makes them a buck, I guess.
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04-20-13, 08:15 PM
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Re: Epic facepalm...
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Originally Posted by Revenant
Are you sure they're for the snake? I've seen reptile massages advertised... you pay to have snakes crawl on you and 'massage' you.
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Now that you mention it, it does feel kinda relaxing when my BCI crawls around on my neck and shoulders. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........
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04-20-13, 09:33 PM
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Re: Epic facepalm...
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Originally Posted by bcr229
Now that you mention it, it does feel kinda relaxing when my BCI crawls around on my neck and shoulders. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........
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