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Old 04-19-13, 04:32 PM   #1
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Epic facepalm...

One of the pet shops in my area give reptile massages.... 60$ an hour to have your reptile molested and frightened by strangers??? Where do I sign up?!
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Re: Epic facepalm...

That is....odd... did you ask them....why..?
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Re: Epic facepalm...

That is a little expensive for something like that....

But I would imagine a snake could get sore muscles since they are primarily made up of them Heck, there is such think as horse chiropractic.
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One of the pet shops in my area give reptile massages.... 60$ an hour to have your reptile molested and frightened by strangers??? Where do I sign up?!
maybe its a sexual innuendo for a different type of snake.
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Old 04-19-13, 05:24 PM   #5
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maybe its a sexual innuendo for a different type of snake.
Hahahahahaha
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maybe its a sexual innuendo for a different type of snake.
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Heck, there is such think as horse chiropractic.
Which makes sense when you consider working/sport horses carry a lot of weight on their backs. I don't see much benefit for a snake.
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Which makes sense when you consider working/sport horses carry a lot of weight on their backs. I don't see much benefit for a snake.
You mean we aren't supposed to sit on them? .....
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One of the pet shops in my area give reptile massages.... 60$ an hour to have your reptile molested and frightened by strangers??? Where do I sign up?!
That's brilliant (albeit shady) business practices.
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Are you sure they're for the snake? I've seen reptile massages advertised... you pay to have snakes crawl on you and 'massage' you.
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No, it's for pets unless that was sarcasm
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That's brilliant (albeit shady) business practices.

PT Barnum comes to mind.....
"there's a sucker born every minute" not to be outdone by "never give a sucker an even break"...
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No, it's for pets unless that was sarcasm
Sadly, no. It was serious. And possibly a little less silly than getting your reptile massaged. I'd be a little leery of it, really. It's not like you get a lot of feedback from a snake or turtle about where they carry their tension, and I don't know a lot of reptiles that would find kneading their tissue relaxing. They could definitely end up pissed, stressed or injured by it.

Whatever makes them a buck, I guess.
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Are you sure they're for the snake? I've seen reptile massages advertised... you pay to have snakes crawl on you and 'massage' you.
Now that you mention it, it does feel kinda relaxing when my BCI crawls around on my neck and shoulders. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........
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Now that you mention it, it does feel kinda relaxing when my BCI crawls around on my neck and shoulders. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........
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