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Old 10-08-03, 04:07 PM   #1
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Talking The three girls and the killer

There were three girls; a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. Well, they went to a farm to look at the animals but at the time, there was a killer on the loose. Well as the girls were petting the horses, they see the killer and one of the girls screams. After hearing the girl’s scream, the killer automatically saw them and started chasing them. The three girls then ran into the barn and saw three sacks of potatoes. The read head jumped inside the first sack of potatoes, the brunette jumped inside the second sack of potatoes and the blonde jumped inside the third sack of potatoes. A few seconds after, the killer ran into the barn but couldn’t see the girls but then the first bag of potatoes moved. He then kicked the bag and the read head who was hiding inside of it said “Meow, meow!”.

“Oh, it’s only a cat...” the killer thought.

Then the second sack moved and so he kicked the second sack and the brunette who was hiding in it said “Woof! Woof!”

“Oh, it’s only a dog...” the killer thought.

Then the third sack of potatoes moved and so the killer kicked it and the blonde girl who was hiding in it said....

“Potato!! Potato!!”


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Old 10-08-03, 04:48 PM   #2
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LMAO, good one Emily
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Old 10-08-03, 04:55 PM   #3
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I thought it was pretty bad LOL oh well.......maybe I just no sense of humor anymore?
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Old 10-08-03, 05:06 PM   #4
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LOL, CUTE!
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Old 10-08-03, 07:55 PM   #5
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lol - i heard it before but still funny
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Old 10-11-03, 12:15 PM   #6
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not very funny to me but knowing me i dont even know funny
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Old 10-11-03, 12:16 PM   #7
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not that im a blond and im offended or anything :P
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Old 10-11-03, 06:40 PM   #8
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*LOL*Blonde jokes are classic.
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