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06-17-03, 06:31 PM
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Location: Trenton
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really bad animal jokes
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs.
Q. What's a cat's favorite breakfast?
A. Mice Krispies.
Q. How does a lion like his steak?
A. Medium roar.
Q. What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
A. French flies.
Q. What do cats like on their hot dogs?
A. Mouse-tard.
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06-17-03, 07:16 PM
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Join Date: Dec-2002
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
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Those were so funny I forgot to laugh 
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Who are you callin' a freak?!
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06-17-03, 07:22 PM
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Join Date: Feb-2003
Location: T.O.
Age: 36
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your right...they were bad. LOL
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0.1 Leopard Gecko-->Lookin for Adult male(anything cool  )
0.1 Ball
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06-17-03, 08:17 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2003
Location: Ottawa
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well i liked them
just like my childish humour!
well done - LMAO
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06-17-03, 08:24 PM
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Location: Montreal
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Correction: What is a frog's favourite meal? "French Flies and Croaka Cola".
hehe those are my dad's kind of jokes...the kinds that make you want to moan.
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06-17-03, 09:06 PM
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Join Date: Jul-2002
Location: Ontario, Canada
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*groan* 
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06-18-03, 03:58 AM
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Join Date: Oct-2002
Location: Netherlands
Age: 45
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hehehe well you did it again Lisa. Just when you think they cant get any worse, you come up with new ones
But they are great
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06-18-03, 06:34 AM
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Join Date: May-2003
Age: 44
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Geez I almost threw up :P
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06-18-03, 11:49 AM
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Join Date: Jun-2003
Location: Calgary, AB
Age: 49
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Ouch. That's all I can say. Ouch.
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06-18-03, 03:07 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2003
Location: Pulaski, Virginia
Age: 37
Posts: 341
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oh lord...that was painful...
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1.0 albino cali. king snake(Diego)1.0 0.0.1 Blue-Tongued Skink (Oz)1.0 western hoggie (Tiki)0.0.1 amel creamsicle corn (Leo)0.0.1
ssssoon to come...albino burmese python (2 days and counting)
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06-18-03, 03:13 PM
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Join Date: May-2003
Location: london, england.
Age: 35
Posts: 399
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try this one (sorry is it ofends u snake owners)
Q. what the difrence between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyer?
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A. there is skid markes in front of the snake
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0.1 corn snake, 0.1 ball python, 2.1 leopard geckos (seperated  )
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06-18-03, 04:49 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2003
Posts: 12
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bad animal jokes
Two goldfish are in their tank
One says to the other
"You man the guns while I drive"
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I finally got it all together but I forgot where I put it.
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