The "bad joke" thread!

[boosh96]

This thread is for sharing stuff that you think is probably a bad joke. An example would be anything that leaves you dumbfounded and scratching your head, thinking "You're kidding me, right? Right..?"

Here's my list of stuff that I think/hope is a bad joke:

-The price of Mac computers
-Today's rap/pop music
-Most of the artists who make said music
-The good old question, "Are your snakes POISONOUS?"
-Sharknado

Please feel free to share your list of "bad jokes!"