A couple of jokes

[annoying_alien]

I have a couple of jokes i have to share. dont strangle me with a broken shoelace if you dont find these funny.

#1: Two muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "Man, its hotter than hell in here!". The other says "Whoa, a talking muffin!"

#2: A captain of a pirate ship (a feirce one, I might add) walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from the zipper on his knickerbockers. The bartender says, "You know you've got a steering wheel hanging from your zipper." The captain says "ARGH! It's drivin' me nuts!"

Edit: Spelling and grammer

[CDN-Cresties]

LOL

-Steve-

[Sean_.E.]

Man, those are bad! lol

[annoying_alien]

*eats Sean_.E. 's shoe*

[TheRedDragon]

*L*

[jay76]

LOL

[MAN OF STEEL]

ahh $h!t!!!!!!!!!!!!!