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Old 07-13-10, 12:48 PM   #31
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When chicks with balls are a turn on.......

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.......if your freezer breaks down and you throw out all of your food to make room for rodents in your fridge freezer
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Re: You may be a herpaholic if.......

When your wife ask what you want for your birthday or christmas and before you can answer she says no snake or snake related gifts. Then it takes you two weeks to think of something for yourself.

When the Fed Ex guy ask if the package is a new snake and can he watch you open it.

If when you go to pet store people mistake you for a employee, because they see you there so much.
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Old 07-13-10, 07:04 PM   #34
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When the Fed Ex guy ask if the package is a new snake and can he watch you open it.
Been there done that......

When the UPS driver says "now you can feed them" as he drops off the frozen rodents.
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When chicks with balls are a turn on.......
That won't cause any misunderstandings at ALL.
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Also...

If you justify buying a monitor/tegu so that refused rodents won't go to waste, even though your cats and dogs beg at the freezer on feeding day.
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I just added a picture to end any confusion
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Nice picture wayne, now there wont be any confusion
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If you have ever flooded the woods so the tadpoles would not dry up, just so the wild baby garter snakes would have lots to eat... you may just be a herpaholic.












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Haha nice work mate.
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Obviously you already missed it my friend....





Thank you thank you thank you

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When chicks with balls are a turn on.......

.....if you totally understand what wayne means here. (With or without the pic)

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Lucky snake......
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If when you go to pet store people mistake you for a employee, because they see you there so much.
Was in the reptile shop (AGAIN) today (just had to see my GTP again!!!) - guy came up and asked me if i could get the Tiger Retic out for him to have a look at!! Funny thing is the shop owner just threw me the keys and i went and got it for the customer!!!

Maybe i ought to be getting paid........
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Was in the reptile shop (AGAIN) today (just had to see my GTP again!!!) - guy came up and asked me if i could get the Tiger Retic out for him to have a look at!! Funny thing is the shop owner just threw me the keys and i went and got it for the customer!!!

Maybe i ought to be getting paid........
thats how i got most of my experience mate.i did shifts at my local reptile shop for free.knowledge was much better than cash at the time.
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