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Old 11-20-13, 02:31 PM   #181
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Re: You may be a herpaholic if.......

i am addicted to this thread. the person that came up with it is a genius

if...you wake up in the middle of a dead sleep b/c you had a bad dream about your snake being in trouble.

okay, think i am done...for today...good night everyone (3rd shifter)
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Old 11-20-13, 03:04 PM   #182
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IF . . . Your wife says she will leave you if you get anymore snakes. The next day I, . . . I mean YOU. . . cough ordered two more.
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Old 11-20-13, 03:29 PM   #183
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You know you are a herpaholic when....you use any holiday as an excuse to treat yourself by buying another snake....

when.....you buy rats for your snakes over buying food for yourself....

Yes, I do these haha!
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i am addicted to this thread. the person that came up with it is a genius
Bazinga!

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Old 11-20-13, 07:37 PM   #185
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When you consider cleaning poop a satisfying and relaxing evening.
When you try and figure out if a wall is load bearing because you want room for more/bigger cages.
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Old 11-20-13, 07:46 PM   #186
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When you consider cleaning poop a satisfying and relaxing evening.
When you try and figure out if a wall is load bearing because you want room for more/bigger cages.
When you add more support columns in the basement.
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Old 11-21-13, 12:11 AM   #187
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Tupac Shakur = Thug Life

Red Ink = Tub life

Gangsta V Herpa

Yeah I could possibly be a herpaholic
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When you add more support columns in the basement.
When you look at the support columns in your basement and think "Do I really need that one there?"
When 50% or more of your daily emails are subscribed thread notifications. Think I hit about 80%this morning, lol.
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Old 11-21-13, 08:29 AM   #189
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i am shocked no one called me a bad name for what i considered doing (see previous post - only for about 5 minutes, then came up with a better plan) in order to get my Mellik.

i guess you all understood completely! haha

if...when you are at your 3rd shift hospital job, all you can think about are excuses to go home and check on your python (no specific reason, just because)

love the checking animals out to see if your snake could eat it idea. i usually love all kinds of animals and don't want to cause harm, but i do get it i would too if Mellik was a giant. i know of some people i'd like to get rid of.....
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Old 11-21-13, 11:46 AM   #190
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okay i promise (no i don't) this is the last one.

if...you openly admit to having "the herps"...proud of it even
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Old 11-24-13, 10:11 AM   #191
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hmmmm, did i go too far with that one? i have a habit of crossing the line sometimes...
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