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PDXErik
10-24-07, 12:29 AM
I've had it for four months and it won't eat. I don't know what's going wrong.

The previous owner said it was Vegan, so I've been assist feeding tofu, sometimes twice a day, but it's always losing weight.

OMG!
breedthis
10-24-07, 06:27 AM
what? veegan?
TailsW/Scales
10-24-07, 06:54 PM
Hhhhhmmmm

Try flavored tofu. Like rodent tofu. A few drops of essence of rodentia in there and perfecto.
Deej85
10-24-07, 07:12 PM
I earnestly hope that for your snakes sake that you are joking about the vegan thing.


I will give you 5 bucks if you can find a snake species that eats any sort of plant as part of its diet.
BlueClover
10-24-07, 08:14 PM
Mine really like tofu corn dogs; after I remove the stick, of course.
redtails
10-24-07, 08:28 PM
I earnestly hope that for your snakes sake that you are joking about the vegan thing.


I will give you 5 bucks if you can find a snake species that eats any sort of plant as part of its diet.

It is in the joke section...
PDXErik
10-24-07, 10:18 PM
It is in the joke section...

Heh, I was kind of counting on the thread to be obscured because I was betting that most folk use the unread posts link.

:P
Deej85
10-25-07, 06:19 PM
I thought so, you have a high post count. I doubt someone who had been here that long would be that ignorant. I did also notice it was in the joke section. But people have posted in the wrong areas before.


Touche'
PDXErik
10-26-07, 01:17 AM
I thought so, you have a high post count. I doubt someone who had been here that long would be that ignorant. I did also notice it was in the joke section. But people have posted in the wrong areas before.


Touche'

Thank you, thank you.

I did have an idea of asking about why my boa's sheds tasted so bad lately, but I wanted to keep it classy. :)
BlueClover
10-26-07, 02:46 PM
Thank you, thank you.

I did have an idea of asking about why my boa's sheds tasted so bad lately, but I wanted to keep it classy. :)

Nice. That would have been funny.
TailsW/Scales
10-26-07, 08:30 PM
I did have an idea of asking about why my boa's sheds tasted so bad lately, but I wanted to keep it classy. :)

Ok ............................. There are some things in life folks don't wanna know about. lmao
ffollett
10-26-07, 08:32 PM
A few drops of essence of rodentia in there and perfecto.


Hey they have a scent called mouse maker out there and I have seen "snake sausages" for people who didn't like to feed rodents.
ffollett
10-26-07, 08:35 PM
Here are the links.
**** Van Patten's Natural Balance® Zoological Formulas: Reptile Diet (http://www.naturalbalanceinc.com/zoological/reptilediet.html)

HerpSupplies.com - Reptile Supplies, Vivarium, Reptile Accessories, Reptile Habitat, Reptile Lighting, Zoo Med, Reptile Supply, Lizard Supplies, Reptarium, Rep-Cal, Flukers, Reptile Bedding, Fresh-Air Habitat, Reptile Heat Pads (http://www.herpsupplies.com/product.cfm?id=STR80400)
PDXErik
10-29-07, 05:42 PM
Oh, wow, **** Van Patten wants to sell me processed snake food. Not only did I not expect the processed snake food thing, I'd never have guessed **** Van Patten would be the one selling it.

A Double-Whammy.
PDXErik
10-29-07, 05:43 PM
Hahahaah. It edited the guy's name out. Isn't that a little over the top?
PDXErik
10-29-07, 10:21 PM
hahaha, who moved this to general discussion??? BOOTS?!?!

It was really posted in the joke forum :P