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Alicewave
05-01-03, 08:18 AM
My bf's sister was explaining to me that everyone has a Porn name. You take your Pet's Name and all or part of your street name to get your Porn Name.

My porn name is Rosy Peach, what's yours?

(edited because I came up with a better one. Thanks Trace!)

snakelover111
05-01-03, 08:19 AM
???? lol

JeffT
05-01-03, 08:28 AM
Im Jack Chisholm lol

Trace
05-01-03, 08:34 AM
I'm "Red Private"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Beejay
05-01-03, 08:56 AM
hahaha my regular nickname's better than anything I can come up with using my pets and streetname.

Bj

Beejay
05-01-03, 09:03 AM
Okay, here's another try...Megs said I could use species instead of pet names.

<b>MILKY WAY</b>

Bj

Baby "G"
05-01-03, 09:06 AM
I could be CrazyLegs King...lol

Xetox
05-01-03, 09:11 AM
Ummm Sammy 43rd ?

Don't sound to good!

mk-ultra
05-01-03, 09:34 AM
i would be chico jack !!!!
doesnt fit but ... anyway :)

Tim and Julie B
05-01-03, 09:37 AM
Crazylegs King sounds like a pirate name. Arrrrr....shiver my timber. I thought it was your first pet (dog or cat) and the street you grew up on.

Using yours it would be Dakota McCulloch or Jones McCulloch

Using my version it would be Sims Graham.

Alicewave
05-01-03, 09:39 AM
hmm it could be that too but it doesn't come out as fun so loosening the rules a tad we get more interesting answers. Mine using yours would be

Brandy Bohemia.

Nanashi04
05-01-03, 09:39 AM
Dangerous Mare? o.O;
That one's just odd.

BAZ
05-01-03, 10:07 AM
Angus Tripp...not that good.

My zoo name at Little Rays is "Bongo Baz" but I did like "Bushmaster Baz" but they said it sounded like a 70s porno star. LOL

Tim and Julie B
05-01-03, 10:17 AM
Angus Tripp. Scotish Porn. HAHA! Ay..me bag pipes.

Too much fun!

Matt_K
05-01-03, 10:18 AM
if i went with pets it would be Camo Emeline, but thats booty.. so i'll use the real one :P Thumper Roughly

BWSmith
05-01-03, 10:20 AM
LOL, I guess mine would be "Pre-K Beaver" ;) Man, that don't sound good!

Lizzy001
05-01-03, 10:21 AM
fluffy wood.....lol

katev17
05-01-03, 10:25 AM
Chelsea DuBois

:\ Far less interesting than I'd imagined...! But it makes me sound sooo sophisticated lol :)

mykee
05-01-03, 10:32 AM
I'm Willow Shaughnessy.

HetForHuman
05-01-03, 10:40 AM
Rusty Lane for me

heh

Matt
05-01-03, 10:46 AM
Cole Selkirk....not too pornish

Mike177
05-01-03, 10:51 AM
UHHH I HAVE NO CLUE, rachel whats my "pet" name?

stevesemerko
05-01-03, 11:13 AM
Mine could be Twitch Sherbrooke...Real sexy!;) lol.

ReneeB
05-01-03, 12:22 PM
LOL.. using Megs first one..
Sixty Nine!!!! I like that!! [Sixty is one of our rats.. named by Will our 5 yr old son.. she is the 60th rat pup that Lucky, his pet rat, had. He names them one, two, three, etc...] and my current addy is 10 dow Unit nine. LOL

or
Lexi Marigold using the other..

XxRachxX
05-01-03, 12:26 PM
im sadie queens ! which isnt actually that bad of a name to be honest!
lizzy001> fluffy wood!!! HAH! that made me laugh!!:D

kovu
05-01-03, 12:31 PM
Hey group my name is Kovu West

Group - " Welcome Kovu West "

haha

RachelS.
05-01-03, 12:35 PM
Mike177's pet names:
Sweety,
Baby,
Sweetheart,
Hun,
Honey,
Mikey...

Mine are pretty much the same ;)

Alicewave
05-01-03, 12:41 PM
Mike177, I think you are missing the point. take the name of your pet, that is the first name of your porn name. Then take your street name, or the name of the street you grew up on to get the last name of your porn name. For example, my snake's name is José the Rosé. And my street is Peach Orchard. So my porn name is Rosy Peach.

Leo-Land
05-01-03, 12:50 PM
Jeff Rasicky

RachelS.
05-01-03, 12:54 PM
take the name of which pet??? I have 16

blito
05-01-03, 12:56 PM
Chione Bernard
omg that sounds crap :(

Chionardo ? heheh

beth wallbank
05-01-03, 01:21 PM
st. queenston Rogue.....0.0
(thats if i turn the pet and street name around...if not the pet name first..
rogue st queenston

Sean Day
05-01-03, 01:23 PM
Oliver Water

If I went back a few years to a previos address and a old cham it would be Peter North.

JD@reptiles
05-01-03, 01:34 PM
Max ****head is mine... lol kinda stupid :P

tightsqueeze
05-01-03, 01:41 PM
Dirk Diggler.....lol

Emily-Fisher
05-01-03, 02:17 PM
That means that I am <b>BABA-BELL! hah!

reptilez
05-01-03, 02:31 PM
Mine would be....Rosie Court

peregrinefalcon
05-01-03, 03:08 PM
Ying Westminister here lol

Weather1
05-01-03, 03:13 PM
Echo Lawrence.... or Spike Lawrence

Not too bad..

hip
05-01-03, 03:16 PM
Well I am aka Rod Steel aka **** Johnson aka **** Steel I have used all of them for hotmail addys in the past.

damzookeeper
05-01-03, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by Tim and Julie B
Crazylegs King sounds like a pirate name. Arrrrr....shiver my timber. I thought it was your first pet (dog or cat) and the street you grew up on.

Using yours it would be Dakota McCulloch or Jones McCulloch

Using my version it would be Sims Graham.

Hey, if you guys use the first names we could be relatives. lol. Wow, they named a street after me? heehee.


Using your first version I would be "Lady Derby". lol, I think I like that one. :D
The second version I would be Lilly Kenyon, or Lovie Kenyon. :)

damzookeeper
05-01-03, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by tightsqueeze
Dirk Diggler.....lol

HaHa, that is cute!! lol

Beejay
05-01-03, 05:28 PM
Originally posted by Tim and Julie B
I thought it was your first pet and the street you grew up on.

Hmm..I grew up on a lot of streets but using my first pet and the place I lived at that time...<b>ChiChi Nipigon</b>

damzookeeper
05-01-03, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by RachelS.
take the name of which pet??? I have 16

Take your very first pet's name, or your sexiest or sweetest pets name, and your street name. ;) It's kind of fun. lol.
My daughter's name would be "Chloe Derby", BUT I BETTER NOT EVER SEE HER IN A PORN!!! lol

sydcire
05-01-03, 06:52 PM
mine would be thor wyne.

lanalizard
05-01-03, 06:54 PM
im SPARKLES JEROME!

Bearded AL
05-01-03, 07:18 PM
Now this sounds nasty for a guy at this time its Spike Queen but growing up it would have been Spartan 19

Tim and Julie B
05-01-03, 07:25 PM
Well tim got to answer while I was at work cause I couldn't remember my old street growing up. With the first street and first pet ever it's HONEY NECHAKO
with your version it would be OTIS McCULLOCH
I like the first one better!:D

Leo-Land
05-01-03, 07:27 PM
Whoops... Read the instructions wrong! I would be

Stonner Rashicky

hudson
05-01-03, 07:28 PM
mine would be Suzie Rockwood.

Jeromerules
05-01-03, 07:56 PM
Reuben ROMEO!!!. RAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!! hehe
Did someone call the plumber?

Lisa
05-01-03, 08:11 PM
I was told it was your second name and your street name...

Gregg M
05-01-03, 08:19 PM
Grafe Long...... Thats pretty cool.......

Nanashi04
05-02-03, 08:26 AM
Ah! I did it wrong too!

I guess that makes me Baby Market... o.O
now *that's* disturbing.

reptilesalonica
05-02-03, 08:59 AM
Check out! This is real Porn man!

Fallax ruhnaui deu

lol
~Greg~

SnowFoxx
05-02-03, 10:47 AM
Hmm..

Growing up mine would have been Tiggywinkle Highland (bad, very bad)

Now I have all kinds of pets, so, how would I pick? Well, if I picked my *foremost* pet (meaning my favorite, and the one I spend most time with) my name would be...

Muirne Clearwater!

Kinda cool:-)

- Victoria :w

RachelS.
05-02-03, 11:18 AM
okay okay I get it now...

I'm Princess ColinasCortez (sp??)

something like that, at least ;)

BAZ
05-02-03, 11:24 AM
LOL! Yup I got too much time on my hands! lol

http://www.ssnakess.com/photopost/data/500/1619bushmaster.jpg

Matt
05-02-03, 11:34 AM
LOL, nice work Baz!

BAZ
05-02-03, 11:45 AM
Thanks Matt! lol

Trace
05-02-03, 11:47 AM
Baz! So that's what you look like when you take your hat off! I've never seen you without one on! Awesome work!

Trace aka "Red Private"

jncoclub
05-02-03, 11:54 AM
I live on Peters Drive, so I can make a couple good combos:
Peters Pliskin
Clyde Peters
Peters Trip
Mars Drive
Bosco Peters
Buit I'm a girl, so those really dont; work right either. But they did make me giggle!

Dozer
05-02-03, 01:45 PM
Pet Names...

Gollum, Booger,Bango,Clipper ( new pet ) ,Max, Sonia and Dozer...

Street Names...

Kingston, Blantyre, St. Quentin, Orton Park...

1. Clipper Quentin...

2. Bango Blantyre

3. Max Kingston

4. Orton Bango

5. Park Clipper

Meh, buncha ****** names :(

snakemann87
05-02-03, 01:50 PM
My street name is Blossom:( The best fit is Rocky Blossom, lol

Herp guy
05-02-03, 02:04 PM
well , then my name is Wang Schenk, weird????????????????????????

SnowFoxx
05-02-03, 03:46 PM
Ok, pet names - Perth, Muirne, Idunna, Freja, Ruadh, Vanora, Liath, Arden

Street Names - Highland, State, Royal Oak, Timber Trail, Pennell, Sherman

Hmm...
Arden Trail
Vanora State

I know...Liath Royale!! (that's pronounced LEE-ah, it's Gaelic)

That's awsome!!!

- Victoria/Liath Royale :w

norman
05-02-03, 04:57 PM
Mine would be Gretchen Glasgow (doesn't get much sexier than that!)...Pete's would Norman Lyle...Hmmff...we're the nerdy Poindexters of the porn industry....With names like that, we'd be cast in science fiction pornos....(which, come to think of it, would be kinda funny.....)

reptilesalonica
05-02-03, 06:51 PM
Wow! Baz! That hair cut looks good on you. What do you grow them upon? Peat moss?! (Just Kidding Bro) ;)
~Greg~

BAZ
05-02-03, 06:53 PM
LOL... just gotta use a lot of "Soul glow" on the fro... shine that mo fo up although it stains the backrest on the sofas;)

reptilesalonica
05-02-03, 06:54 PM
LOLOL!!!...sizter soulz bratha! sizter soulzzzz! :)