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Old 06-12-10, 08:19 AM   #1
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The Irish Ballerina

The Irish Ballerina

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in
Dublin . She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as
she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What
man here will buy a lady a drink?"

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at
the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the
counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them,
revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will
buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar
and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me, Paddy,
it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you
keep calling her the ballerina?"

The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got
to be a ballerina!"
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Old 06-12-10, 02:18 PM   #2
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Re: The Irish Ballerina

LMAO! hahaha thats awesome!
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