At the York County Fair in South Carolina, there's one of those nasty games where you lob ping pong balls at goldfish bowls. If you bop the fish on the head, both you and the fish are losers. If you manage to "ring" the bowl by skating the ball along the rim, you take home a green iguana.
A green iguana kept outdoors in temps way too low with no heating of any kind. Probably fed on lettuce, with MAYBE a carrot thrown in.
If this kind of thing works on your temper as it does on mine, please consider calling or writing York County. Their website has a link to the local SPCA chapter where you can report animal abuse.
When I called I merely got an answering machine but I will try again in a little while.