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Old 09-16-04, 10:49 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I always wanted to be a chimp, preferably in a zoo so i can throw feces freely and rub my genitals on the window as people walk past.
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I'd be a human. Wait a minute..... I AM!!! SWEET!!
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hhw you stole the words RIGHT out of my mouth

I TOTALLY agree on that one!
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today I feel like I want to be a cat---- leave work , go home and curl up on a pillow in the widowsil and sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
all day long.
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any kind of big bird, there soo lucky to be so free just flying around all day crapping on people head what a life
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.....ya got style, JonD and I don't know why but I love your avatar!!
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i'd actually probubly be a cat as well, not any cat tho... i'd be my cat, Lil. she's so oblivious to everything, she's always eating, and when she's not eating she's sleeping or causing trouble. she's spoiled rotten, never gets in trouble for doing bad things. it's mainly because she gives me a look like she had no choice but to do what she did (running the TP through the house, shredding the paper towel roll, eating anything thats unattended, etc).

my cat has it made, it doesn't matter what she does, i still love her no matter what, and could never discipline her.
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you're right that you could 'never discipline her' ....I don't know of ANY cat who takes discipline very well. They just look at you like you're absolutely crazy. lol
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Anyone see the topic in the joke forum about crazy facts? It said pigs have 30 minute orgasms. I think that answers the question right there.
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Old 09-17-04, 02:18 PM   #27 (permalink)
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hehe i could definately survive living in mud for that...
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you'll always be one to me bud... (kinda cute lol)

Personally my favorite animal is the cheetah..it's a sad story for them though...the fastest land animal chasing those damn thompson's, they work together to get their meal, running until they're ready to collapse. as if it's not bad enough that they're almost too tired to eat what they've killed - they gotta try and eat before those damn yappy hyena's drop by to grab the buffet... I guess a chimp in the zoo would be ok too..lol...dunno about throwing poop around though..lol..
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Anyone see the topic in the joke forum about crazy facts? It said pigs have 30 minute orgasms. I think that answers the question right there.
(head explodes at the thought...lol..)...I don't think I want to know how that was proven..
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I think I'd have to be a cat...while pig is miiiighty tempting, there have been too many days when I've groggily trudged off to school early in the morning, while passing my kitten curled up in a sunbeam on the couch...
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