border
sSNAKESs : Reptile Forum
 

Go Back   sSNAKESs : Reptile Forum > Community Forums > General Discussion

Notices

Closed Thread
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 09-11-02, 07:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
Member
 
SilverTongue's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul-2002
Location: ClearLake, Texas
Age: 44
Posts: 1,185
Send a message via Yahoo to SilverTongue
The next survivor show

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE NEXT PLANNED "SURVIVOR" SHOW

6 Married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids
each, for 6 weeks.

* Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance
classes.
* There is no access to fast food.
* Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house
clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do
laundry, etc.
* The men only have access to television when the kids are
asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between
them and the remote control is lost somewhere in the sofa.
* The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which
they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making
four lunches.
* They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their
sick children at 3:00 a.m; make an Indian hut model with six
toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to
eat a serving of peas.
* The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
* The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be intimate
with his spouse at a moment's notice.
* If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over
again for the next 18-25 years - eventually earning the right
to be called "Mother"
__________________
SilverTongue: )~<

My webpage in progress!

Join Herps Mailing List!

"If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man but deteriorate the cat."
Mark Twain
SilverTongue is offline  
Login to remove ads
Old 09-11-02, 07:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
Member
 
jason h's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb-2002
Location: southern ontario
Posts: 750
eaakkk!!!! give me the aussie out back,africa,tailand any day!!!:jawdrop:
jason h is offline  
Old 09-11-02, 08:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
Member
 
sophia's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul-2002
Location: Sanford, North Carolina
Age: 47
Posts: 759
LOL They're ALL DOOMED!

I am a mother and you couldn't pay me enough to keep 4 kids and wear make-up daily!!! LOL

Tay
__________________
http://www.morningstar.sophiagroup.org/cgi-morningstar/ikonboard.cgi - Serpents of the Morning Star

http://www.sophiagroup.org/cgi-sophiagroup/ikonboard.cgi - Sophiagroup

"He who always gets the last word, is generally the least intelligent speaker!"
sophia is offline  
Old 09-11-02, 09:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
Member
 
Tim_Cranwill's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug-2002
Location: Manitoba
Posts: 4,971
I am a Dad who stays home with the kids, but I hope it never gets THAT far!!!!!

I mean, I've resorted to the daily make-up bit, but PTA?!?!? Never!
__________________
Cranwill's Captive Bred Snakes
www.cranwill.com
Tim_Cranwill is offline  
Old 09-11-02, 09:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
Member
 
sophia's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul-2002
Location: Sanford, North Carolina
Age: 47
Posts: 759
ROFLMAO I want pictures!!! In heels no less!

LOL

Tay
__________________
http://www.morningstar.sophiagroup.org/cgi-morningstar/ikonboard.cgi - Serpents of the Morning Star

http://www.sophiagroup.org/cgi-sophiagroup/ikonboard.cgi - Sophiagroup

"He who always gets the last word, is generally the least intelligent speaker!"
sophia is offline  
Login to remove ads
Old 09-11-02, 11:01 PM   #6 (permalink)
Member
 
SilverTongue's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul-2002
Location: ClearLake, Texas
Age: 44
Posts: 1,185
Send a message via Yahoo to SilverTongue
Quote:
I mean, I've resorted to the daily make-up bit, but PTA?!?!? Never!
LOL Thanks for the laugh! YES I want pics also!!!!!
__________________
SilverTongue: )~<

My webpage in progress!

Join Herps Mailing List!

"If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man but deteriorate the cat."
Mark Twain
SilverTongue is offline  
Old 09-12-02, 10:49 AM   #7 (permalink)
Member
 
Kurzix's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug-2002
Location: Detroit Area
Age: 39
Posts: 317
Country:
Send a message via ICQ to Kurzix Send a message via AIM to Kurzix Send a message via Yahoo to Kurzix
hmm seems someone has made that same offer to the crco hunter...seems he;d rather freehandle venomous animals than do that
__________________
~~Curently Owned~~
Crested Gecko: 0.0.2
African Fat Tail Gecko: 1.1
Ball Python: 0.0.1
Kurzix is offline  
Closed Thread

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:47 PM.

Powered by vBulletin®
©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 2002-17, Hobby Solutions Inc.

right

SEO by vBSEO 3.1.0