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Old 02-02-04, 03:11 PM   #16 (permalink)
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your in line @ petco, and some one behind you says, 'Aww, those are cute, do they mke good pets?' and you reply, 'hmm, never thought of that!!!!!'

the cops knock on your door all the time because of the flourescent lights on in the room facing the street

the power company knows when your timers go on and off

your snakes have a better sex life than you do, and your proud! (my fav)
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doing fecal exames is what you do in your free time.
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enroll in 3 daily newspaper delivered to your door not cause you are a news fan but becuase you need it as substrat.
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"You call those MEDIUM crickets???"
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When you go into a pet store with a checklist and proceed to enlighten the staff on their husbandry....
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You refer to a pregnant woman as gravid.

When soiled diapers don't phase you as you have to clean up corn snake poop every week.

(Sorry, I didn't notice the rule before siretsap)
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Old 02-02-04, 06:05 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Hey you stopped following the goal of the thread, you have to start off your sentence with the last letter of the previous sentence.
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well ill start off again with thereddragons post.


killing rats doesn't phase you.
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"Under my bed are silkworm colonies"
Thanks for pointing out the directions to these people, sirestap, I didn't really want to have to be the "bad guy"
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Someone wants to show you their pet rabbit, and you back away as quickly as possible, so as not to go home to your herps smelling of rabbit.
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torture is going to a show 1.5 hrs away and forgetting ALL of your money
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you find yourself walkin' through a store or anywhere and looking at anything that catches your eye that might look good in your snakes cage.
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I Bet you my snake is Bigger than yours ?
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How much you wana bet?
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LOL Herpskeeper
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