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Old 12-30-03, 06:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I got this from someone on another forum, who in turn got it from a forum before them... I think it's pretty funny. ENJOY!

How many message Forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

10 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing
light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term
is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"

18 who trip over each other in their rush to say "repost!"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again.
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Old 12-30-03, 06:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol..........hey i guess that's the fun of forum's.....learning about light bulbs!!...
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Old 12-30-03, 09:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Sad thing is it's true to some degree.
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Old 12-30-03, 09:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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And from a moderator's point of view... it's funny because it's true.

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Old 12-30-03, 09:32 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Hahahaha... ohh, that was good... So true... funny as hell though!
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Old 12-30-03, 11:22 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lmao x 2!
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Old 12-30-03, 11:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Me too! lol
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Old 12-30-03, 11:57 PM   #8 (permalink)
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That was good haha.. it's true too! LOL

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Old 12-31-03, 12:06 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Me Too ! ,<----- im number 2 for this catagory only 11 more to go
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Old 12-31-03, 12:29 AM   #10 (permalink)
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HEHE yeah thats pretty good.
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Awesome! A good laugh.
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Old 12-31-03, 12:48 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Hey wait a sec , who wants to start talking about religion again
jus kidding, nice joke
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