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Old 11-06-03, 12:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Silly halloween story (warning lots of pics!)

My cornsnake's (not so spooky) Halloween tale…

(I'd like to point out that no humans were harmed in the making of this sequence...)

It all started out so innocently – a way to scare the little children trick-or-treating at our door… little did we know the HORROR ***loud silly voice*** ...that was to come...

I’m only a cornsnake, it’s the mad woman they’ll be frightened of – I know I am. Ah well, hang on to the nice warm neck, mmmm…

I’m bored, going for a wander around, not sure about that silly makeup… humans, they have such small brains, you know…

Oh, man, now she wants me to read the crystal ball! Stop staring woman! I can ALWAYS outstare you and I still have no idea what’s gonna happen. All I can see is blue swirls – wooo, pretty patterns…

Look, girl, you play abracadabra for you boyfriend all you like, I’m off down here… ***Echo*** Ooops, sorry, accidentally bit into that – thought it was a rat – smelled like one…

Ahh. Erm. Ooops. Sorry. Er, she doesn’t look well, does she? Hey, it wasn’t me!!! I’m not venomous!!! Don’t look at me, dude… din’t do nuffin, ‘onest… “C’mere Spike, have a look at this will ya?”

Sorry, doesn’t look good – she’s got those stupid things on her eyes… ‘lids’, that’s it, yeah, she’s got the lids down, and she ain’t moving, oh boy, you done it now… I’m off! You crawl on her if you like, but she’s gonna be mad when she comes round…



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Old 11-06-03, 10:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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*LOL* Cool pics Brig, the comments made me laugh.
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nice story, the pics were great
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