(I was going to post it sooner but I forgot).
ALIENATED: Politicians in Canada are working to show the differences between the parties to help voters decide who to vote for in the upcoming elections. In Ontario, Tory Ernie Eves issued a press release that called Liberal Dalton McGuinty "an evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet." When reporters asked Eves to elaborate, he said the statement was "an ill-advised attempt at humor [but] I'm not apologizing." McGuinty responded that "I love kittens, and I like puppies too." (Canadian Press) ...OK, but do you mean as pets or stir-fried?