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Old 08-25-03, 09:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A Womans' Prayer

PLEASE NOTE : This is for fun only !!!!



Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
Patience for his moods;
Because Lord if I pray for Strength
I'll beat him to death.
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Old 08-25-03, 09:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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HAHAHA!

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ROTFLMAO!!!!!

I absolutely LOVE it! :P

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I don't understand how men got this reputation... All the men in my life (that sounds really fruity) are reasonable and not the typical "slobs" you see in tv commercials.

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BTW, I'm not offended by that post at all.. if that's how I came off.
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Well i dont like. Now stop this nonsense and hand me my beer
Im just kidding, ok
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Patience for his moods?????? Men have 4 moods - Angry, Horny, Hungry, and Happy. Usually we pick one and stick with it all day. Women are the ones who change their mood every 10 seconds.

Funny joke though. Remember people, jokes make fun of stereotypes, not people.
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haha...that's great.
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Huh where is chuck? Usually he would be all over this!

So on his behalf I'm offened! lol

Great Joke
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*LOL*! That's awesome!
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Huh where is chuck? Usually he would be all over this!

So on his behalf I'm offened! lol

Great Joke

I think he's in a mood...


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Only known chuck in the angry mood on here.
hahahaha joking
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Invictus go man!
Here is the juicie part:
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Men have 4 moods - Angry, Horny, Hungry, and Happy. Usually we pick one and stick with it all day. Women are the ones who change their mood every 10 seconds.
I'll continue from that...and they expect from us to follow them
If we don't we have some kind of problem (they claim)
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