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Old 08-22-03, 09:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Idiot sightings

IDIOTS AT WORK:

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:

I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: too many deer were being hit by cars and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

IDIOT SIGHTING #1:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and added, "That's why we ask."

IDIOT SIGHTING #2:

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with a coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"

IDIOT SIGHTING #3:

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "down sizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

IDIOT SIGHTING #4:

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

IDIOT SIGHTING #5:

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."
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Old 08-22-03, 09:30 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL that is some of the funniest stuff I have read in a long time.
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HAHAHAHAHA those are good
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those are still funny many years later.
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Old 08-22-03, 09:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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LMAO... ohh, gotta love posts like this..
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LMFAO!!! Ooooo, too funny.... those are good....
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HEHHEHE

yeah they are pretty good.
this one is my favorite.

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
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I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
I don't know how many people i've talked to that do this (i do tech support). Also some of our products have a power adaptor which works in multiple countries with varying voltage and thus have different cords that plug into the adaptor many people have the adaptor plugged into the product and the power cord plugged into the wall but nary the two shall meet.
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thats almost as bad the idiot at the mohawk who put diesel in my neighbors BRAND NEW Mercedes benz that runs on gasoline.
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LMFAO, those are just great
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HETFORHUMAN:

Good to see that I ain' t the only one dealing with idiots like that.....lol.

Funny stuff.

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Het - Love the Boomhauer (sp ?) avatar... I love watching King of the Hill. Funny stuff you got there... at first I thought you were being serious!!!!
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Old 08-23-03, 10:35 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Thanx Samba, Boomhauer is awesome even though i cant really understand what he says sometimes
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LOL. I've seen these before, too, but they still crack me up !!!
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lmfao!!
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