Tips for Successful Relationship
Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and scream at each other for 24 hours, 36 hours - however long it takes - but never go to bed angry.
Communication is the key to a good marriage. Be sure your mate knows every last little thing about him/her that bugs you.
When speaking to your mate, always employ soothing, patronizing tones.
In a two-job household, both careers need to be considered, even if one is some silly little ineffectual endeavor.