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Old 08-22-03, 12:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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As told by Archie Campbell

Once upon a time in a corn foundry there lived a geautiful birl and her name was Rindercella.
Now Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad blisters. Also in this same corn foundry there lived a pransome hince, and
this pransome hince was going to have a bancy fall and he'd invited people for riles amound especially the pich reople.
Now Rindercella's mugly other and her two sad blisters went to town to buy some dancy fesses for the bancy fall, but Rindercella couldn't go cause all she had to wear were some old ruddy dags.

Finally the night of the bancy fall arrived and Rindercella couldn't go so she just crank down and shried. And she was sitting there
shrieing when all of the sudden there appeared before her, her gay mudfather and he touched her with his wagic mand and there appeared before her a kig bulch and hix white sorces to take her to the bancy fall, and he said -- "Rindercella, be sure and be home before midnight or I'll purn you into a tumpkin!"
When the stock cluck midnight, Rindercella spaced down the rairs and just as she beached the rottom she slopped her dripper!
The next day this pransome hince went all over this corn foundry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper.
They finally came to Rindercella's house, and he tried it on the mugly other and it fidn't dit. Then he tried lt on the two sisty uglers and it fidn't dit and then he tried it on Rindercella and it fid dit! It was exactly the sight rize!
And so they were married and lived heavenly after happily.

Now the storal of the mory is: if you go to a bancy fall and you want a pransome hince to lell in fove with you -- don't forget to slop your dripper!
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Old 08-22-03, 02:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 08-22-03, 03:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Ow.... I'm in pain....

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*LOL* My brain...OW. I am gever noing to reak spight again! *L*
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That hurt to read.
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Old 08-22-03, 05:31 PM   #6 (permalink)
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damn that took me a little while.

and it didnt help i have a few beers in me either...LOL
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Ow ow ow....too much backing talkwards !!!
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