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Old 08-05-03, 07:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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funny email...

Just thought I would share a story that I got through email today -- apparently this is a true story that was aired on the David Letterman show recently...





(For anyone who didn't see the episode of David Letterman's which this story was told, read this: And remember it's a true story...)

On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she wanted to stash the quarters in her room.

"I'll be right back and we'll go to eat" she told her husband and carried the coin-laden bucket to the elevator. As she was about to walk into the elevator she noticed two men already aboard. Both were black. One of them was very tall and had an intimidating figure. The woman froze.

Her first thought was: 'These two are going to rob me.' Her next thought was: "Don't be a bigot, they look like perfectly nice gentlemen." But racial stereotypes are powerful, and fear immobilized her. She stood and stared at the two men. She felt anxious, flustered and ashamed. She hoped they didn't read her mind but Gosh, they had to know what she was thinking!!! Her hesitation about joining them in the elevator was all too obvious now.

Her face was flushed. She couldn't just stand there, so with a mighty effort of will she picked up one foot and stepped forward and followed with the other foot and was on the elevator.

Avoiding eye contact, she turned around stiffly and faced the elevator doors as they closed. A second passed, and the another second, and then another. Her fear increased! The elevator didn't move. Panic consumed her. "My God" she thought, I'm trapped and about to be robbed! Her heart plummeted. Perspiration poured from every pore. Then one of the men said, "Hit the floor." Instinct told her to do what they told her. The bucket of quarters flew upwards as she threw out her arms and collapsed on the elevator floor. A shower of coins rained down on her. 'Take my money and spare me', she prayed. More seconds passed. She heard one of the men say politely, "Ma'am, if you'll just tell us what floor you're going to, we'll push the button." The one who said it had a little trouble getting the words out. He was trying mightily to hold in a belly laugh.

The woman lifted her head and looked up at the two men. They reached down to help her up. Confused, she struggled to her feet. "When I asked my friend here to hit the floor," said the average sized one, "I meant that he should hit the elevator button for our floor. I didn't mean for you to hit the floor, ma'am." He spoke genially. He bit his lip. It was obvious he was having a hard time not laughing.

The woman thought: 'My God, what a spectacle I've made of
myself.' She was to humiliated to speak. She wanted to blurt out an apology, but words failed her. How do you apologize to two perfectly respectable gentlemen for behaving as though they were going to rob you? She didn't know what to say. The three of them gathered up the strewn quarters and refilled her bucket. When the elevator arrived at her floor they then insisted on walking her to her room. She seemed a little unsteady on her feet, and they were afraid she might not make it down the corridor. At her door they bid her good evening. As she slipped into her room she could hear them roaring with laughter as they walked back to the elevator. The woman brushed herself off. She pulled herself together and went downstairs for dinner with her husband.

The next morning flowers were delivered to her room - a dozen roses.
Attached to EACH rose was a crisp one hundred dollar bill. The card said:
"Thanks for the best laugh we've had in years."
It was signed:

Eddie Murphy & Michael Jordan




Hope you got a giggle out of it too
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Old 08-05-03, 08:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Very funny,I can just imagine
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Haha! I burst out laughing when I read that. It was pretty funny. Thanks for sharing it with us. ~TR~
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!

That's hilarious!

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wow...that's hilarious. just picturing that...hahah. thanks for sharing..
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Okay I'm lost... did that actually happen?? It was funny, though!!
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Hehe

Rachel, according to the email it's a true story -- who knows though!
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Old 08-05-03, 10:20 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hahaha funny wow $100 bill should have been $1000 bills lol.
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LOL.. funny. A serious message in it though.
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hahahaha--I posted that on my livejournal. At first I didn't see "Michael Jordan" though, and thought it said "Michael Jackson." I was understandably a bit confused.
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LMAO lily!! I can understand why Nobody would actually call Michael Jackson a black man anymore... and he's definitely not a tall and intimidating figure A little scary, but not tall and intimidating... hehe....
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ahahahahahahahah how cute... LOL
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It's funny but it's a hoax.

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