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Old 08-02-03, 12:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Guide for Men

A MAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING:

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
.... without you in it.

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.

NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
.... you cheap slob!

I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.

I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.

COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too.

I LIKE YOU, BUT...
I don't like you.

YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I
know you will.

OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.

OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!
Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.

I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
We're gonna make fun of you and your friends.
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Old 08-02-03, 12:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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This has no place on this site. They are sexes and offensive.
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Old 08-02-03, 12:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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but funny at the same time. haha...
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Old 08-02-03, 12:50 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That may be, but this is a public forum and the jokes are targeting one particular sex more then the other, alienating them if you will. The women on this site don't come here to be subjected to this sort of thing. They come here to talk herps. If people want to share these sorts of jokes between themselves that's their business, but when they’re put out in the open it exposes everyone to it. Yes this is a public forum but the public who come here have a certain expectation of the threads content given the nature of the site. Whether someone finds it funny or not is not my concern. My concern is that it does not belong on this site. I don't talk herps on a site intended for political discussion just like I don't talk about politics here.
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Old 08-02-03, 12:55 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Jeez Trevor lighten up dude it's funny...Good one Clown
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Old 08-02-03, 01:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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that was great thinx for sharing that sry you dont like it boid hahaha that was great lol
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Old 08-02-03, 01:13 PM   #7 (permalink)
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This has no place on this site. They are sexes and offensive.
I second that motion. Jolly good show Trevor. We are both offended. Ha ha
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Trevor, it's a free country, relax!
they were only jokes.
Maybe you should talk about herps on a political place, maybe it would make them realise a few things :-p
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The fact that its a free country has nothin' to do with it, thats non sense. IF this offends people... and I see how it can be, then respect that fact. I find it good. But I also respect the others' opinions.
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As a girl, I think it's funny rather than offensive And IMHO, it makes fun of *guys* for being kind of inept morons as well as women for being difficult to communicate with.
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What about all the other one other people have posted on here??? You never got mad about them.
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Old 08-02-03, 03:28 PM   #12 (permalink)
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What? Where have you been? I have been offended at all of them. =)
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I second what SCReptiles said, he is always snappy ;-p
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I demand an apology! =)
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lolol, as usual
I think he is the guy with the most posts on ssnakess. He is everywhere!
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