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Old 08-02-03, 07:37 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Im thinking perhaps you may think that Im a guy posting this and taking a stabs at the women out there ???
If thats the case let me assure you I am female.

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Old 08-02-03, 07:50 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I knew that from the beginning (avatar). People just need to lighten up.
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Old 08-02-03, 09:11 PM   #33 (permalink)
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" maybe throw a snake into the mix to make it herp related"

unknownclown;

As long as the snake is not menthioned in any inapropriate way or made fun of, or discriminated against then it's fine with me.
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Old 08-02-03, 09:12 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I forgot to say this if people Are offened by this I am offened by you being offended
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Old 08-02-03, 09:35 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Guys cant be called "skanks or sluts" The more women you have sex with the more bragging you can do
Okay, now THAT was offensive! Not that I mind! I've been called worse, after all!

And yes, channel flicking bugs me very much! Even during the commercials! I mean whats the point of watching tv if you only see 20% of each show? Just put it to one channel and leave until the show is over! ARG!

Oh and for the record, I HATE romance movies/shows! As soon as I see a woman going all lovey I change the channel! Unless, of course, she's a few seconds from being naked, in which case I'll endure the fluffy mush!

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Old 08-02-03, 09:51 PM   #36 (permalink)
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I forgot to say this if people Are offened by this I am offened by you being offended
Well then I'm offended that your offended that someone maybe offended!
There that ought to do it!
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Old 08-02-03, 10:03 PM   #37 (permalink)
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well then I am offended by you being offended that I am offended by you being offended
Times a billion and 2 you know I am kidding but in all honesty what I sadi was just as stupid as being offended by this if it bothers you so much dont read these threads I wont force you

And Zoe "s soon as I see a woman going all lovey I change the channel! Unless, of course, SHE'S A FEW SECONDS FROM BEING NAKED, in which case I'll endure the fluffy mush!"

Interested In Naked women Eh? I guess you dont need us anymore
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Old 08-02-03, 10:57 PM   #38 (permalink)
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well then I am offended by you being offended that I am offended by you being offended
Alright I give up you win. You're more offended then I am.
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I found all these jokes really funny (they are jokes, not there to make fun of any sex but to make us laugh), but what i found the funniest was that guys are arguing about offending the female sex :P.
This forum is the best! .

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What did you just say about female sex?

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Old 08-03-03, 07:53 PM   #41 (permalink)
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let me assure you I am female.

Sorry but these pics donít prove a thing!
Ok just kidding!!! (Steve being pulled off computer by wife)
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There is a lot more in life to talk about other than reptiles. Just cause its a herp forum doesnt limit us to discussion about herps. Ive seen people writing posts about tatto's, other pets, jokes, music, etc. People need to relax when a post is not about reptiles. Personaly I think they are looking for something to complain about because I myself do not know anyone who gets offended by sexiest sterotypes. I think thats because male or female we all understand how and why these stereotypes are created.
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Warning Offensive!!!!

One of my friends just sent this to me and I thought this would be a good place for it. Remember this is all just in good humor.

> > >>SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART I

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

> > >>SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART II (JUST WARMING UP!)

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

> > >>SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE, PART III

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a ******** baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong"

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the
cage along with... "a recipe".

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s***..."

Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
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Old 08-04-03, 09:49 AM   #45 (permalink)
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I was really surprised to see that some were offended by this joke thread. I've seen plenty on this forum beforehand that received no comments so I don't understand why this thread would invite such, shall I dare even say it, controversy.

This is the general discussion forum where we can post about things that aren't related to herps. For those who come here just for herp related talk, they should avoid the general discussion forum! If you don't like it, don't read it!

All this politically correct stuff is really getting to me. It seems that nowadays you have to be extremely careful about what you write for fear of offending somebody out there. Of course I am against any true demeaning of a particular group wether it be age, sex or race. But lighthearted jokes are lighthearted jokes.

Dark Angel: Great jokes! I can't wait to see how offended people are about those!!! I personally don't take any offense to them even though I am blonde but I can imagine that some others will.

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