1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Mine too, unless the guy from work with a crush on me wants to talk for longer!
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
Who wants to see a nekkid guy? Not me!
3. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
4. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
I don't have any friends, couldnt say!
5. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
I don't use public washrooms... hehehe
6. You can open all your own jars.
Okay, got me there!
7. Old friends don't give a crap whether
you've lost or gained weight.
*Refer to #4
8. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
I'm too cheap for that!
9. When clicking through the channels, you don't have
to stall at every shot of somebody crying.
I don't flick through channels in the first place... boy that drives me nuts!
10. All your orgasms are real.
11. You don't have to lug a bag of useful
stuff around everywhere you go.
Seriously though, while I don't find this sexist to either sex in particular, I do agree that anything that could be percieved as sexist, racist, etc. has no place on these forums!