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Old 07-11-03, 06:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman pincher and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar and get something to drink."
"We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead."
They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Lady, no pets allowed."
The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Doberman pincher?"
The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
The lady with the Chihuahuafigured convincing him a Chihuahua was a seeing dog may be too far fetched, but thought 'what the heck' so she put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
The one with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
The woman with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a freaking Chihuahua???!!"
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Old 07-11-03, 06:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hahahahahahhahahaha I LOVE that!!! LOL
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Good one
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Old 07-11-03, 07:53 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Now Lisa I like that one lol
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LOL!!! Finally one that didn't make my head explode!
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Absolutely precious !!!!
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LOL!! To funny!!
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Old 07-12-03, 11:23 AM   #10 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHA! That's great!
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