Here's one for Lisa...
There once were two twin Boll Weevils. They had very different personalities. One was hardworking, the other lazy. One was social, the other a recluse.
The hardworking Weevil went to law school and became a rich, powerful, successful lawyer. He won almost every case, and was well respected.
The other weevil just sat at home eating potato chips until his mom kicked him out, so he got a job as a janitor.
He became known as the lesser of two weevils.
- Ken LePage