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Clownfishie 07-08-03 08:22 PM

new words... ;)
 
Thought this was funny... LOL :)




The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you realize it was your money to start@' with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

4. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

5. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.

6. lnoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

7. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

8. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

9. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

10. Glibido: All talk and no action.


And, the pick of the literature1:

12. lgnoranus: A person who's both stupid and an *******.





Hope you enjoyed! :D
Jen

RachelS. 07-08-03 08:23 PM

hahahaha great!

Melly18 07-08-03 08:46 PM

lmao Ignoranus is my fav :P

Invictus 07-08-03 09:41 PM

And my personal fave:

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bulls**t before. :)

Clownfishie 07-08-03 11:30 PM

LOL... that's another good one Invictus ;)

python_diva_06 07-09-03 09:34 AM

LMFAO...that was great! :D lol

Darlene 07-09-03 10:09 AM

Oh my gosh!!! Too much!!!


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