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Old 07-03-03, 09:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A smile for Baz...(I hope)...

A beautiful, well endowed, but not too bright, young lady goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says :
SEX FROGS! ONLY $20 each!
MONEY BACK GUARANTEE!
(Comes with complete instructions)
The girl looks around excitedly to see if anyone is watching her & whispers softly to the man behind the counter : "I'll take one."
The man packages the frog & says : "Just follow the instructions carefully."
The girl nods, grabs the box & is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she takes out the instructions & reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do :
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some pretty smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed.
5. Put the frog down "there".
Then she quickly gets into bed with the frog & ; to her surprise ; nothing happens. She is totally frustrated & quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instuctions & notices at the bottom that it says :
"If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."
So, she calls the store & the man says: "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over."
Within 5 minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. She welcomes him in & says :
"See I've done everything according to the instructions & the d@mn thing just sits there."
The man ; looking very concerned ; picks up the frog, stares directly into it's eyes & says :
"Listen to me! Pay close attention ! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
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Old 07-03-03, 09:49 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hehehehe!!! Was the pet store owner Grant from Port Credit? lol
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Old 07-03-03, 10:07 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I have no idea. Nice to see you smile !!!
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lol, some clever guy!
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Thanks Darlene
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Lol! Yay Baz smiled! Hehe
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Old 07-03-03, 10:49 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Bahahaha, omg, that was too funny!
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That was great, really funny!
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hahahaha that's really funny!!
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You're welcome, Baz !
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Darlene, that was frikkin' hilarious!!!
BAZ, great to see you smile!!!
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lol, thats great.
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hehehe ok, thats great
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