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Old 06-29-03, 01:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Things you'd love to say at work, But Can't!

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it is hjard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once people start to worship me.
6. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. Ahhhh.... I see the screw* up fairy has visited again.
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a darn*.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank You. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. THe fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I have a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your cry-baby whiny-butt* opinion would be.....?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office. It's hell with flourescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing, and still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Mistakes have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34. Too mnay freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinade in it?
36. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
37. How to I set the laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

* Edited for content deemed offensive by the Foul Language Guru.
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