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Old 06-24-03, 05:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hillybilly outhouse.....

Thought you could all use a laugh.....

Ma and Pa were two hillbillies living in West Virginia out on a farm up in
the hills.

Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse is full. He goes into the
house and tells Ma that he doesn't know what to do to empty the hole.

Ma says, "Why don't you go ask the young'n down the road? He must be smart
cause he's a college gradjyate."

So Pa drives down to the neighbor's house and asks him, "Mr. College
gradjyate, my outhouse hole is full, and I don't know what to do to empty it

The young'n tells him, "Get yourself two sticks of dynamite, one with a
short fuse and one with a long fuse. Put them both under the outhouse and
light them both at the same time. The first one will go off and shoot the
outhouse in the air. While it's in the air the second one will then go off
and spread the poop all across your farm, fertilizing your ground. The
outhouse should then come back down to the same spot atop the now-empty hole

Pa thanks the neighbor, then drives to the hardware store and picks up two
sticks of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse.

He goes home and puts them under the outhouse. He then lights them and runs
behind a tree.

All of a sudden, Ma comes running out of the house and into the outhouse!

Off goes the first stick of dynamite ... shooting the outhouse into the air

BOOM! Off goes the second stick of dynamite ... spreading poop all over the

WHAM! The outhouse comes crashing back down atop the hole.....

Pa races to the outhouse, throws open the door and asks, "Ma, are you all


As she pulls up her panties she says...
"Yeah, but I'm sure glad I didn't fart in the kitchen.
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Old 06-24-03, 05:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hahahahahahhahahaha that's kinda gross... having your own crap all over yard. LOL
Who are you callin' a freak?!
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That is to funny! Great jk!
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LMAO.... sounds like something from who has seen the wind
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Lol, reminds me of disposable underwear
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that sounds like something my Grandpa would have done back in the day... LMFAO!!!
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hehehehe thats just great, i love it
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Old 06-25-03, 09:50 AM   #10 (permalink)
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anything about hillbilly's crack me the hell up.
actually, one of my marines i am in charge of is a hillbilly and
he is dumb as a box of rocks, but it is just so damn funny!!!
great joke!
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LOL. Good one.
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