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Old 06-17-03, 06:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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really bad animal jokes

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs.

Q. What's a cat's favorite breakfast?
A. Mice Krispies.

Q. How does a lion like his steak?
A. Medium roar.

Q. What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
A. French flies.

Q. What do cats like on their hot dogs?
A. Mouse-tard.
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Old 06-17-03, 07:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Those were so funny I forgot to laugh
Who are you callin' a freak?!
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your right...they were bad. LOL
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well i liked them
just like my childish humour!
well done - LMAO
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Correction: What is a frog's favourite meal? "French Flies and Croaka Cola".
hehe those are my dad's kind of jokes...the kinds that make you want to moan.
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hehehe well you did it again Lisa. Just when you think they cant get any worse, you come up with new ones
But they are great
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Geez I almost threw up :P
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Ouch. That's all I can say. Ouch.
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oh lord...that was painful...
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try this one (sorry is it ofends u snake owners)
Q. what the difrence between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyer?
A. there is skid markes in front of the snake
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Old 06-18-03, 04:49 PM   #12 (permalink)
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bad animal jokes

Two goldfish are in their tank
One says to the other
"You man the guns while I drive"
I finally got it all together but I forgot where I put it.
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