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Old 06-02-03, 06:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What do you call a bee born in between April 30 and June 1?

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Old 06-02-03, 06:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol...good one! : )
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What do you call a purple carrot? I don't know, but that is somehow funny
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What is orange and lays on the ground?

A wounded cheezie
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How many men does it take to wall-paper a bathroom?

4, if you slice them up really thin!!
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Old 06-05-03, 11:58 AM   #6 (permalink)
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ill play...
a blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all in the third grade.
who has the biggest boobs?




the blonde, becauise she is 18!

just a joke! blondes are actually my favorite!
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Hahahahaha those are funny!! I really like the blonde joke
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ok then, here is another...
what did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?




"are you sure its mine?"
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two gay guys walked into a bar... the third one ducked.
sorry, that was reallly stupid, but this is a thread about bad jokes.
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Lisa Lisa Lisa, I think that was one of the corniest jokes ever. hahahahahaha... keep em coming! cheers,
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Ok here is one,
A turtle and a snail are crossing the road at the same time and they are going to crash into each other, there is nothing they can do. So BANG, they crash. Later on a police man asked the snail what happened, the snail replied, "I dunno, everything happend so fast."

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A horse walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables around his neck. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Hey.. I don't mind the long face, but don't try to start anything in here!"
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A bear and a rabbit are pooping in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and asks "Do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?"
And the rabbit says "No."
So the bear wipes his A*s with the rabbit.

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Ok i'll bite on this thread....

So a raspberry walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

*groan*

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Man driving down the road.
Woman driving up the same road.
They pass by one another.
Woman yells out window, "pig!"
Man yells out window, "b!t@h!"
Man rounds curve & crashes into a large pig in the road.

Thought for the day :
If only men would listen....!!!!
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