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Old 08-07-03, 05:12 PM   #16 (permalink)
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i used to love this one when i was a little kid..

Joker: Why did you chicken cross the road?
Jokee: To get to the other side? or any response etc..
Joker: No, to get the Chinese Newspaper.
Joker: Do you get it?
Joker: Neither do I, I get the Toronto Star.
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Old 08-07-03, 05:14 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Why does it say "TGIF" on a blonde's shoes?

To remind her that Toes Go In First.
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Bahahah! Darlene, thats funny! Nice one. I like yours too, raven. Keep it comin! ~TR~
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I dont know any jokes
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Old 08-07-03, 05:49 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Saddam Hussein is being driven in his limo through a rural area when the chauffer runs into and kills a pig on the road. Saddam tells his chauffer to go to the nearest house and to tell them what happened and that they would pay the cost of the pig. So he goes over to the house and Saddam waits. An hour or so passes and the chauffer finally comes back.

"What took you so long?"
"Well, when I told them what you said, they all started celebrating. First they gave me a feast, and then they got me drunk and isisted that I sleep with their oldest daughter."
"What did you tell them?"
"Hello, I am Saddam Hussein's chauffer, and I have just killed the pig."

Sorry it's so long!
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Old 08-07-03, 06:06 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Good one Lisa
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hahah... i like that one darlene...great.
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Old 08-08-03, 11:47 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Ok here it goes!!!

What happens when you put the Energizer Bunnies batteries in backwards??????

He keeps coming and coming and coming.....

Talkie Talkie......No More Talkie!

Of course I'm out of my mind....Its dark and scary in there!
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Old 08-08-03, 12:02 PM   #24 (permalink)
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A pretty good one.
A man and a women get into a car accident with each other.
They both get out of the car and the:
man says: Are you ok?
Women: Yes and you?
Man: yes, we are vey lucky, it must be a sign of God.
Women: Yes we are lucky
Men: Oh look, even the wine bottle that was in my back seat is intact, this is an other sign of God
Women: We are lucky god lieks us.
Men: Let's drink since it was God that wanted us to meet and drink this wine.
Women: oh ok why not, after all we are lucky to be alive.
Men opens the bottle and hands it to the women.
Men: Go ahead drink the 1st half and the I will drink the rest.
Women starts drinking, hands the bottle to the men and he says to keep drinking.
Women is drunk and says: Ok, I drank 3/4 of it, you can have the rest friend.
Men: No thanks, I will wait till the cops arrive!
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I hope you all have real jobs, cause you'll starve as comediens! LOL! Thanks for making me laugh, a little.
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Old 08-08-03, 12:49 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Most comedians do not make a lot of money. Lucky ones like Jim CArry get a career out of acting dumb. But then, some people are dumb and make a lot of money. Odd how the world can be reversed.
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