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Old 05-11-03, 01:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Silly excuses for breaking traffic rules

SEAT BELTS

I CAN'T wear my seat belt as I have sore breasts;

I WASN'T wearing my seat belt as I was getting changed;

I KEEP getting in and out of the car and it's a nuisance.


RED LIGHTS

I COULDN'T stop for the red light as I was going too fast;

I COULDN'T stop because it's a heavy vehicle and I normally have a wood chipper on the back;

It's a V8, you try stopping it.


SPEEDING

I HAD to speed to get in front of you;

I'M HURRYING to the service station because I am running out of fuel;

I'VE got diarrhoea;

I WAS running late for a funeral.


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http://news.com.au/common/story_page...E13569,00.html
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