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Old 05-02-03, 02:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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For the women......

This was sent to me from my girlfried.......even tho I am a guy I did find it a bit funny so I thought I would pass it on!


1. "I can't find it"
MEANS: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely
clueless as to where it may be.

2. "That's women's work"
MEANS: it's difficult, dirty, and thankless.

3. "Will you Marry me?"
MEANS: both of my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and
there's no peanut butter left.

4. "It's a guy thing ."
MEANS: there's no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have
no chance at all of making it logical.

5. "Can I help with dinner?"
MEANS: why isn't it already on the table?

6. "It would take too long to explain"
MEANS: I have no idea how it works.

7. "I'm getting more exercise lately"
MEANS: the batteries in the remote are dead.

8. "We're going to be late."
MEANS: I have a legitimate reason for driving like a maniac.

9. "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
MEANS: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.

10. "That's interesting dear."
MEANS: are you still talking?

11. "Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love."
MEANS: I forgot our anniversary again.

12. "You expect too much from me."
MEANS: You expect me to stay awake?

13. "It's really a good movie."
MEANS: It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and naked women.

14. "You know how bad my memory is."
MEANS: I remember the words to the theme song of F-Troop, the address of the
first girl I kissed, and the vehicle identification number of every car I've
ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.

15. "I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
MEANS: the girl selling them on the corner was a real babe, and was wearing
a bikini thong.

16. "Oh, don't fuss, I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
MEANS: I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before
admitting I'm hurt.

17. "Hey, I've got reasons for what I'm doing."
MEANS: what did you catch me at?

18. "She's one of those rabid feminists."
MEANS: she refused to make my coffee.

19. "I heard you."
MEANS: I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and hope I can fake
it well enough, so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me.

20. "You know I could never love anyone else."
MEANS: I am used to the way YOU yell at me, and realize it could be worse.

21. "You really look terrific in that outfit."
MEANS: Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving.

22. "I brought you a present."
MEANS: It was free ice scraper night at the hockey game.

23. "I missed you."
MEANS: I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry, and we're out of
toilet paper.

24. "I'm not lost, I know exactly where we are."
MEANS: No one will ever see us alive again.

25. "This relationship is getting too serious."
MEANS: I like you almost as much as I like my truck.

26. "I don't need to read the instructions."
MEANS: I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help.
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Old 05-02-03, 02:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol...all true
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Old 05-02-03, 02:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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oh my......right on the nose with all of
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Old 05-02-03, 02:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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you're right they are funny
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Old 05-02-03, 07:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!! That's bang on just about every guy I've ever dated, thank god I'm married to someone who's the opposite!;D (most of the time)
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Old 05-02-03, 07:58 PM   #6 (permalink)
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SO true!
Just keep walking and ignore the monkeys...

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Old 05-02-03, 08:25 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Lol! I nearly died laughing! Is that so true or what!!
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that makes a horrible amount of sense!
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HAHHAHHAHA!! they all sound familiar to me!
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lol! Man Katt always gets me on the first one about not finding stuff! lol! Nice to know I'm not alone!! Yeah! *insert testosterone growl here*
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you disgust me xetox
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lol That's pretty funny
Who are you callin' a freak?!
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Whats so funny? :P

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Originally posted by ballpython5000
you disgust me xetox
Hey I did not say I liked it just thought it was funny....I know I am the average guy! and most the stuff on that list I am proud of
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LOL! THAT IS HILARIOUS! And not to mention...very true. Julie B...did Tim just buy you a new herp or something or do you really mean it? I don't think I've ever heard anyone say something about their husband like that before

27. Julie: "..thank god I'm married to someone who's the opposite!"
MEANS: He's getting paid tomorrow and I have my eye on a nice gecko...

Hehe...Just trying to bug you, Julie Hah those are hilarious!
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