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Old 05-05-03, 05:24 PM   #16 (permalink)
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these things are SOOOO untrue damn here is my version

1. "I can't find it"
MEANS: where the hell did you put it last time you cleaned up .

2. "That's women's work"
MEANS: evolution made you better to do it .

3. "Will you Marry me?"
MEANS: i want sex like that for the rest of my life.

4. "It's a guy thing ."
MEANS: you will be pissed if i tell you.

5. "Can I help with dinner?"
MEANS: why isn't it already on the table? <-- thats so true

6. "It would take too long to explain"
MEANS: i dont remember how to speak like a child so you can understand it.

7. "I'm getting more exercise lately"
MEANS: new hot women at work.

8. "We're going to be late."
MEANS: I have a legitimate reason for driving like a maniac. <-- so true

9. "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
MEANS: i want some of that a$$.

10. "That's interesting dear."
MEANS: are you still talking? <-- had to keep that one

11. "Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love."
MEANS: sex is worth everything.

12. "You expect too much from me."
MEANS: i make just enough money for 2 person

13. "It's really a good movie."
MEANS: It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and naked women. <-- true

14. "You know how bad my memory is."
MEANS: im still paying for your last birthday gift.

15. "I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
MEANS: im in need of a good dinner and some hardcore bed stuff.

16. "Oh, don't fuss, I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
MEANS: GOD that $hit hurttake care of me baby.

17. "Hey, I've got reasons for what I'm doing."
MEANS: your not that god in bed anymore

18. "She's one of those rabid feminists."
MEANS: she refused to participate in a wet shirt contest.

19. "I heard you."
MEANS: shut up now.

20. "You know I could never love anyone else."
MEANS: last night you and your friend were awesome.

21. "You really look terrific in that outfit."
MEANS: now take it off and shake it baby.

22. "I brought you a present."
MEANS: i need love.

23. "I missed you."
MEANS: my wrist hurt.

24. "I'm not lost, I know exactly where we are."
MEANS: i dont wanna meet your family.

25. "This relationship is getting too serious."
MEANS: im broke.

26. "I don't need to read the instructions."
MEANS: instructions are for women.

***None of the above reflects my personality in any way***

its ALWAYS about $sex or money

im just kidding womens are great and life wouldnt be complete without them .

You are all great
Life is like a grapefruit , wayyyyy better with sugar !!!
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Old 05-05-03, 05:32 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Ouch!! You are GOOD, MK!!
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Old 05-05-03, 05:33 PM   #18 (permalink)
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and people wonder WHY I have issues... *sigh*
Just keep walking and ignore the monkeys...

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Old 05-05-03, 05:40 PM   #19 (permalink)
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That was hilarious.
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Old 05-05-03, 05:52 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Yea thats more like it.........I was just posting to give the girls a good laf! But yours seems so much more true!
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