these things are SOOOO untrue damn here is my version
1. "I can't find it"
MEANS: where the hell did you put it last time you cleaned up .
2. "That's women's work"
MEANS: evolution made you better to do it .
3. "Will you Marry me?"
MEANS: i want sex like that for the rest of my life.
4. "It's a guy thing ."
MEANS: you will be pissed if i tell you.
5. "Can I help with dinner?"
MEANS: why isn't it already on the table? <-- thats so true
6. "It would take too long to explain"
MEANS: i dont remember how to speak like a child so you can understand it.
7. "I'm getting more exercise lately"
MEANS: new hot women at work.
8. "We're going to be late."
MEANS: I have a legitimate reason for driving like a maniac. <-- so true
9. "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
MEANS: i want some of that a$$.
10. "That's interesting dear."
MEANS: are you still talking? <-- had to keep that one
11. "Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love."
MEANS: sex is worth everything.
12. "You expect too much from me."
MEANS: i make just enough money for 2 person
13. "It's really a good movie."
MEANS: It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and naked women. <-- true
14. "You know how bad my memory is."
MEANS: im still paying for your last birthday gift.
15. "I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
MEANS: im in need of a good dinner and some hardcore bed stuff.
16. "Oh, don't fuss, I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
MEANS: GOD that $hit hurttake care of me baby.
17. "Hey, I've got reasons for what I'm doing."
MEANS: your not that god in bed anymore
18. "She's one of those rabid feminists."
MEANS: she refused to participate in a wet shirt contest.
19. "I heard you."
MEANS: shut up now.
20. "You know I could never love anyone else."
MEANS: last night you and your friend were awesome.
21. "You really look terrific in that outfit."
MEANS: now take it off and shake it baby.
22. "I brought you a present."
MEANS: i need love.
23. "I missed you."
MEANS: my wrist hurt.
24. "I'm not lost, I know exactly where we are."
MEANS: i dont wanna meet your family.
25. "This relationship is getting too serious."
MEANS: im broke.
26. "I don't need to read the instructions."
MEANS: instructions are for women.
***None of the above reflects my personality in any way***
its ALWAYS about $sex or money
im just kidding womens are great and life wouldnt be complete without them .
You are all great