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Old 04-18-03, 01:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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a joke :)))

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Do you keep widdle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"

She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a F@#K."
[10:12pm]@ [Matt] he's all up in there like swimwear.
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Old 04-18-03, 01:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol good one
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Old 04-18-03, 01:48 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I've heard that one waaaay too many times
Who are you callin' a freak?!
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Hehehehe thats great
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1.0 Normal corn snake, 0.1 Snow corn snake.
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Old 04-18-03, 05:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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That was a good one, but I do not think that little girls own pythons large enough to eat a wabbit.
Just a thought.

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