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Big Mike 03-14-03 10:20 AM

Friday Funnies
 
Something to give you a chuckle...

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming. --Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they Grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
who you're stuck with. --Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then. --Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You Got to be a fool to get married.
--Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on Whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids. --Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
--Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
--Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date. --Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
--Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich. --Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that. --Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. --Howard,
age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
--Theodore, age 8

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them. --Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
--Kelvin, age 8

"And the #1 Favorite is........"

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
--Ricky, age 10

Trace 03-14-03 10:27 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Kids just say it like it is don't they!

Thanks Big Mike!

Trace

andrea88 03-14-03 11:28 AM

LOL
Kids rule!!!

(Ours will be done "incubating" end of July, I can't wait!)

Pixie 03-14-03 11:57 AM

LOL!!! That's great!!!

Amazes me that kids so young can have such wise view on adult topics!!! Awesome!

Pixie

RachelS. 03-14-03 12:14 PM

LOL Kids say the darnest things ;). Very cute and funny!!

Andy_G 03-14-03 12:24 PM

Funny, but it's all true, except the one about sex with the wife. :)

Beejay 03-14-03 01:21 PM

I've seen that :)

My favourite's the how to tell a married couple, "You might have to guess, based on Whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids. --Derrick, age 8"

Kids can be so silly!

Bj

Phantom 03-14-03 02:03 PM

Loooollllll !!!! F-u-n-n-y!!!

Phantom

corr 03-14-03 02:28 PM

:D Ah, that's priceless! Thanks Mike.

Darren Hamill 03-14-03 02:46 PM

Thats one of the best posts I've ever read! Thank's for the much needed laugh Mike! :) LOL!

Linds 03-14-03 03:54 PM

LOL :p

ReptiZone 03-14-03 04:07 PM

LMFAO that has to be the best comedy material ever LOL :cool:

nouserpif 03-15-03 02:28 AM

LOL!
I love the last one... Where does the truck come from?
my friend found a potato once, then he threw it at the school wall, and the principal caught him, and I told the principal to enjoy the mashed potatos with us, and he got mad at me. Onion.
Dan Conner

Nanashi04 03-15-03 01:25 PM

That's adorable. ^^ thanks for the laugh!

ReneeB 03-15-03 07:33 PM

ouch.. I think i laughed too hard! Thanks! I needed that [seriously I needed a laugh]


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